David Furnish, Elton John and little Zachary, who is clearly trying to mouth the word "help!" (Photo Credit: Splash)
When I saw this picture of Elton John's adopted son Zachary I burst out laughing. Look at the baby's expression. It looks like he is begging anyone for help. You know they're dressing that baby up in sequin diapers with a rhinestone trim, chafing his little butt (bum).
The baby is also probably terrified of all the colors in John's costumes and his out there psychedelic glasses. Instead of singing a traditional lullaby to the baby, you know he's singing something like "No Sacrifice (Cuckold Heart)" to the tot, with the baby wondering "What exactly is a cuckold, o' rhinestoned one." You know they play that song at Guantanamo, right (just kidding).
