Wednesday, June 30, 2010

New Moon

(You know he totally farted on him and said "she's mine")

Title: New Moon

Year Of Release: 2009

Review Date: June 30, 2010

Rating: PG-13

Running time: 130 minutes

Box Office Gross: $709,711, 008

Site Rating: 2 out of 10 stars

"Bella" and "Edward Cullen"

"New Moon" is the second installment of the "Twilight" film series and the creepiest and darkest to date. It is a point of concern that the film's audience is mostly teenagers and they are being subjected to such dark, occult themes.

At least his weave is better than Britney's

The lead character "Bella" (Kristen Stewart) is more confused than ever in this film. First she falls in love with a vampire, Edward Cullen (Robert Pattinson) in the debut film Twilight, then a werewolf, Jacob (Taylor Lautner), in the second picture.

Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner

Is this chick insane. Is there no one normal in that town she can go out with on a date. Really, even a dating site would bring up something better than this.