Megan Fox Enjoying Married Life

Beleaguered Hollywood actress (sorry, but I can hardly write "actress" without laughing) Megan Fox is enjoying married life to fellow actor (laughing again), Brian Austin Green, as the couple honeymoon on the island of Hawaii.

I may not have "Transformers" but I have Brian

The two are staying at the Four Seasons resort and have been photographed happily canoodling along the beaches and walkways, enjoying wedded bliss...that is until they return to Los Angeles and the fact her career is in the toilet, after being fired from "Transformers" and his offers mostly contain television movies of the week. You're welcome. Always glad to be of service.

Fox flashing ring

Fox, at the height of her short lived fame, slammed the church, Christians she went to school with, her director, Michael Bay and just about everyone that tried to help her. She believed her own hype and in a matter of weeks, her career skidded into failure.

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Megan's replacement in "Transformers": I've got your job, hehe!

After a secret relationship with Bay did not work out, due to Fox being in love with her boyfriend of 6-years, Green, things got really tense between the two and her resentment for the director began to show publicly in interviews, where she branded him "Hitler."

Four Seasons Hualalai in Hawaii

Not a good idea to call a Jewish person Hitler, Megan. Furthermore, Hitler didn't make you rich and give you a career, where all you had to do was show up, let them slap make-up on you, then run from invisible robots. Bay did.

Four Seasons Hualalai in Hawaii

Under the circumstances, you should have kept the disagreements private. Rebounding from being fired from a big franchise will not be easy and you have very poor taste in films, as evident by your two flops "Jennifer's Body" and "Jonah Hex."