Friday, June 25, 2010

Al Gore Accused Of Sexual Assault

Former Vice President, Al "Global Warming" Gore, 62, has been accused of sexual assault, by a 54-year-old masseuse. She was called to his hotel room to give him a massage, when she stated in a police report, he began fondling her and unzipping himself. The bill came to $540, which was included in the evidence.

Al Gore: I can't take this anymore more!

The incident occurred in 2006, but became public this week, as the police did not pursue charges, citing insufficient evidence, due to the case being her word against that of Al Gore. However, they have stated if new evidence emerges they will reopen the case.

Al Gore: Maybe I can say it was Bill Clinton!

Recently, Gore and his wife Tipper, announced they are divorcing. One has to wonder if the expected bad publicity from the sexual assault story, published by the National Enquirer, had anything to do with it. Tabloids sometimes contact story subjects for quotes or seek information from those in their inner circle.

And here it is the Judiciary Report thought Gore was divorcing his wife, because she refused to turn off the lights and conserve energy, when it is he who allegedly tried to turn off the lights with a masseuse.

PORTLAND DA: CRIMINAL PROSECUTION POSSIBLE IN THE AL GORE SEX SCANDAL

Updated 6:51 PM EDT 6/23/10 - LATEST: In a bombshell new development in the AL GORE sex scandal -- broken EXCLUSIVELY earlier today by The ENQUIRER -- the Oregon District Attorney says there's "the possibility of a criminal prosecution."

In a statement just released by Multnomah County (OR.) D.A. Michael D. Schrunk, the official reveals that "our office was notified by the Portland Police Bureau that further investigation of this matter had been conducted by it in 2009 and we were provided with the reports from that further investigation."

Schrunk goes on to add: "If the complainant and the Portland Police Bureau wish to pursue the possibility of a criminal prosecution, additional investigation by the Bureau will be necessary and will be discussed with the Portland Police Bureau."...

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