Miami
As preparations for the 2010 American football championships, the Super Bowl, are under way in Miami, Florida, so are the loose women. A bevy of women have descended on the city, with sex, drugs and rock n' roll on their minds.
Their intent? To catch a footballer, while they catch the ball in vying for the title. Male celebrity often attracts these types of dangerous magnets, carrying STDs in their wake.
Miami again
Side Bar: law enforcement are also out in full force, stating they are protecting the players and public from possible terrorist attacks. Tell the truth, you guys just want to see the game (kidding).