Ashton Kutcher Claims Mischa Barton Doing Well

Kabbalah member and android, Ashton Kutcher, claims fellow Kabbalah cult member, Mischa Barton, is doing well, after being admitted to a Los Angeles psychiatric ward last week, suffering a psychotic break, much like another cultee, Britney Spears. If you say so, Kutcher. Kabbalah's practices are causing mental damage and severe psychosis to its members, such as Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Chris Brown, Rihanna, Steve-O and many non-famous members, have suffered public mental breakdowns, requiring admittance into psych wards. While, the FBI is looking into the cult's conduct, in the meantime, how many more psychotic episodes, will the public be forced to witness. This madness being spread around Hollywood by Madonna, who calls and emails various young stars, hounding them to be members of the cult, offering all sorts of unlawful career incentives to join, is going to bring Hollywood crashing down. Ashton Kutcher: Mischa Barton is Doing Great July 25, 2009 - Mischa Barton may be in a psych ward being held against her will on a 5150 hold, but according to her new boss Ashton Kutcher, she's "doing great." Speaking at a technology conference in Pasadena, California on Friday, Kutcher said, "I can tell you right now Mischa Barton is doing great."... http://www.hollyscoop.com