Internet: Did Obama Get Snooki Arrested

Barack Obama: I had to teach Ms. Coppertone a lesson!

Jokes going around the internet have U.S. President, Barack Obama, as the culprit behind the arrest of reality TV star, Snooki, from the show "Jersey Shore." People are teasing that Obama had Snooki arrested for alleged disorderly conduct, after she criticized his tanning tax.

Snooki: They don't serve fries in jail, Obama!

Either way, knowing MTV, they were glad about the arrest, as they believe drama translates into better ratings. It is the same view record labels have about their artists getting arrested - they believe it will equal sales increases. While we're on the subject, do you think if Obama got arrested, his plummeting poll numbers would go up (kidding).

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FBI Picks Seal Fight With Wikipedia Over WikiLeaks

Seal Of Approval

FBI Director Robert S. Mueller

The publicly edited encyclopedia, Wikipedia, is being threatened with a lawsuit by the FBI (Federal Bureau of Investigation) for using their seal, in one of the site's descriptive entries. The FBI misapplied the law, stating it is federal statute that one must obtain their authorization, before embarking on using their seal, for any purpose.

Said law was enacted to prevent people from posing as FBI agents or affiliates, not speaking or writing freely about the corrupt agency, which is protected by the U.S. Constitution. Anyone with commonsense can ascertain, Wikipedia did not try to pose as an entity affiliated with the FBI or its parent agency, the DOJ (Department of Justice). The FBI thinks too highly of itself and their so-called seal of approval.

The true motive for the incident is, the FBI is looking for any reason to attack Wikipedia, due to the scandal its sister site, Wikileaks, unleashed on the U.S. government, by publishing 90,000 classified documents on the ill-fated war in Afghanistan. This is the manner in which the FBI operates, when they wish to terrorize a target. They invent items to bully the person or entity.

As many of you know, in the summer of 2008, a brutish, ill-tempered, butch, Los Angeles FBI spokeswoman, named Laura Eimiller, lost her ever loving mind and angrily contacted the Judiciary Report, complaining about a comedic article on the site she wanted removed. So much for free press, but the FBI has never been one to follow the law, as attested by their all too frequent appearances in Congress for flagrantly breaking it.

Around that time, the Judiciary Report had used the FBI's seal in published articles, to be representative of the agency. However, once again, as anyone with commonsense should have been able to deduce, the Judiciary Report is not a fan of the FBI. Therefore, no endorsement or affiliation was implied in any measure.

Furthermore, who would want to be affiliated with the agency, many specialists and former FBI agents stated, arranged the assassination of the greatest American ever, Martin Luther King Jr. People only deal with them, because of their congressional mandate to investigate and prosecute federal crimes, making them unavoidable in that respect.

In the summer 2009 lawsuit, Aisha v. FBI, I wrote of the FBI's misconduct in illegally accessing my computers using their spyware CIPAV and copying its contents, due to the UNPUBLISHED political articles written for the Judiciary Report site and other lawful documents of interest to them, when they were supposed to be investigating misconduct I reported to them.

As I know a number of influential people in various walks of life, the FBI took to UNLAWFULLY mining my LAWFUL phone calls, emails and computer contents, for exclusives and tips they sought to use before I did, which is not only unethical, it is illegal conduct the Federal Bureau of Investigation should not be engaging in. There are noted, well-documented incidents of the FBI engaging in this misbehavior.

About two years ago, the Judiciary Report used the FBI's seal in a few articles and noticed that during one of the hacks into my computer that publishes the site, a hacker removed the FBI's seal from the site, which left a big red X, where it should have been displaying. The original copy had the FBI seal, but the version of the site that was transferred, then publish, did not contain it and was the only picture missing.

I put the seal back and it showed temporarily. But then someone hacked the site and removed the seal again. I put the seal back again and once more, someone hacked the site and removed it. The fourth time I put the seal back, the hacker gave up and did not remove it again. Therefore, it is apparent, the FBI has mental issues about people using their seal, using it as an excuse, even going so far as harassing people, whilst twisting the law.

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Damon Dash Loses His Two Condos

...And His Fortune

Damon Dash and wife Rachel Roy

Last month, one time Rockafella Records CEO, Damon Dash, lost two condominiums in New York to foreclosure, one valued at $5,500,000 on 25 N. Moore Street and the other $1,500,000.

25 North Moore Street in New York City

Dash took out excessive second mortgages he was no longer able to pay, causing the properties to revert to the lenders. He attempted to sell the two New York condos, before the banks seized the properties, but due to the fact Dash had obtained inflated equity loans on the units, no one would purchase them at the over-valued selling price.

Damon Dash Beverly Hills home (photo courtesy of the Real Estalker)

Dash also owned a mansion in Beverly Hills, which he attempted to sell at $3,800,000, which was for more than it was worth, destroying any reasonable sale.

Over the past two years, Dash lost licenses to produce Keds Sneakers, Armadale Vodka and Tissot watches. Previously, he sold his financial stake in Rockafella, whose market value, former partner, Jay-Z, greatly exaggerated. Jay-Z is headed in the same direction, with multiple failed businesses and dirty dealings, constituting felonies.

Damon Dash and Jay-Z

Dash's lifestyle and that of his wife, far exceeded his income, as it was so lavish and jet set, he accrued bills more suited to the financial frame of Michael Jordan. Too often, people in the music and film industries, place too much emphasis on outward appearances and as a result, spend well beyond their means, believing money will always be coming in, when that's often not the case.

Fantasia Made Sex Tape With Married Man

...And Taunted His Wife

Fantasia and Oprah Winfrey, who signed her up to star in the Broadway version of the film "The Color Purple." However, Fantasia missed many scheduled performances, damaging ticket sales.

What's with female celebrities taking people's husbands and showing such poor decorum, one has to wonder about the type of moral instruction they were given growing up. Paula Cook, a married mother of two children, has filed custody papers, which lists the misconduct of her husband, Antwaun Cook and singer, Fantasia, as grounds for her request. Listed among the misconduct is conducting an adulterous affair, where illicit sex tapes have been made by Fantasia and Cook's husband.

Fantasia and Antwaun Cook

Cook stated, arrogant Fantasia told her over the telephone, "He don't want you. Maybe the next time that you get a husband you'll know how to keep him. That's why he's here with me." No, he's there with you because of your notoriety from "American Idol" and the fact you are spending money on him.

Michelle Obama Being Called Marie Antoinette

First Lady Michelle Obama touring Spain

U.S. First Lady, Michelle Obama, is being called, Marie Antoinette, for vacationing in Costa Del Sol, Spain, with a large entourage, that booked 60 suites at a beautiful, expensive resort.

The First Lady is being criticized online for this extravagance, being done on the U.S. taxpayers' dime, while President Obama, spent his 49th birthday without his family in Chicago, Illinois.

Millions of Americans are feeling the pinch during the current recession-turned-depression and take umbrage at the First Lady's massive vacation expenditures.

Elena Kagan Confirmed As Supreme Court Justice

Elena Kagan

Elena Kagan has been confirmed as a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. She is a former clerk of Thurgood Marshall. In support of this monumental occasion in her life, I would like to extend the same loving, caring, thoughtful words of advice I did to my mother, who like Kagan is also 5'1..."You're too short." I'm just kidding.

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Woman Found Guilty Of Extorting Coach Pitino

A woman in the U.S. state of Kentucky, named Karen Cunagin Sypher, has been found guilty of extorting married Louisville basketball coach, Rick Pitino. The two had sex in a restaurant after it was closed.

Rick Pitino: oh no you didn't!

Sypher later cried rape, when Pitino refused to pay her to keep the fling quiet. According to the authorities, when she tried to extort millions of dollars from him, he filed a complaint. The case made its way to trial, where Sypher was found guilty. No word on what Pitino's wife has to say about all of this.

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Megan Fox's Fumb Not Included In The Dictionary

Megan Fox

The world "fumb" did not make the cut and as such, was excluded from the dictionary. However, it is a shame, as fumb, which means "big toe" could have been used to describe Megan Fox's thumbs (finger thumbs). It would be much easier for the blogs to use the word "fumb" regarding Fox, rather than calling her "toe thumbs."

Mad-onna

Another word bloggers frequently used to describe Madonna, "fugly" failed to make the dictionary as well. Why do they never think of bloggers when they make these dictionary decisions.