Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Fergie Crying Over Josh Duhamel's Affair

Fergie in London dodging Strippergate

Black Eyed Peas singer, Fergie, who has been sporting dark glasses, to hide her swollen, bloodshot eyes, is reportedly in tears over cheating husband, Josh Duhamel and his affair with a stripper in Atlanta, named Nicole Forrester. Fergie, I thought you said in your criminally stolen song, "I'm a big girl now and big girls don't cry."

Fergie before Duhamel's infidelity

Duhamel was spotted with his cap pulled down over his face, exiting Starbucks, looking like he hadn't gotten any sleep the night before (er, is the stripper back again now that Fergie is in London). Just kidding.

In other news, many online have flooded feedback sections, unsympathetic to Fergie's plight, stating Duhamel was too good looking for her. Now she knows how Brian Austin Green feels, getting abuse online all the time. Still, Duhamel shouldn't have cheated on his wife. I don't support that. But I don't support thieving Fergie either.

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Fergie 'Humiliated' Over Josh Duhamel, Nicole Forrester Allegations

LOS ANGELES, CA., Nov. 9 (TOTI) -- Fergie, of the Black Eyed Peas should be enjoying her life as a newlywed. However, rumors circulating about her husband having an affair with a stripper named Nicole Forrester have prevented that from happening...

After the idea of the affair sunk in, Fergie is said to have gone from shocked to mortified. "Behind closed doors, Fergie is mortified," a friend told In Touch. "Josh swore it was in the past, and that was that."...

"She loves Josh, but she's always been a bit insecure," said the friend. "She was confused by the rumors." Fergie is doing her best to keep her cool in public.

"She puts on a brave face in public, but behind the scenes, she is sobbing," said a pal.

http://www.timesoftheinternet.com

Madonna Thinks Malawi Is Dirty

After all that plastic surgery, Madonna resembles a Muppet

Pop tart Madonna's latest insensitive, distasteful gaffe happened in Malawi recently, as the psychotic pop star stuck her nutty, plastic surgery butchered head out of a moving vehicle (too bad there wasn't a tree around), while crazily waving a bottle of hand sanitizer in her freakishly veiny hand.

As usual, she has no tact or subtlety, as it was interpreted as her implying Malawians are dirty. However, who could be more dirty than Madonna, when according to press reports, she is a woman that engaged in bestiality for her vile "Sex" book. Her children must be so proud (not).

Madonna Appears To Make Gaffe In Africa

2:30pm UK, Friday October 30, 2009 - Madonna has been pictured waving what appears to be a bottle of hand sanitiser at orphans in Malawi.

The star holds a small bottle as she waves to children at an orphanage in Malawi
The unfortunate photograph was taken as the pop star left the Home of Hope orphanage in Mchinji, where her adopted son David, four, used to live...

And contrary to appearances, the star has been willing to get her hands dirty - marking the launch of her school for girls by planting a sapling.

http://news.sky.com