Megan Fox's Parents Watch Her Sex Scenes

Megan Fox

File this one under dysfunctional. Once again, Megan Fox, has been talking too much and damaging her already wounded career in the process, via her unnecessary press quotes of an awkward, crazy nature.

Fox was recently quoted as saying her parents don't care about her onscreen sex scenes and watch the movies featuring their daughter in compromising situations. That is not normal or healthy.

Megan Fox: My Parents Watch My Steamy Sex Scenes

Updated 8:15 AM CDT, Wed, Oct 21, 2009 - The brunette stunner said her parents "don't care" about the racy scenes.

Megan Fox says her parents watch her steamy sex scenes on the silver screen -- and don't have a problem with it.

The sultry sexpot who has been filmed nearly nude...said her parents don't object to her racy scenes and "don't care and are good about" watching her do the deed on film, according to Fox News...

http://www.nbcdfw.com

Chris Brown’s Fan Appreciation Tour

Chris Brown

Disgraced R&B singer Chris Brown is embarking on a fan appreciation tour, which I find hilarious. He is essentially going on the road, to promote his single and forthcoming CD, whilst charging his audience money to see him perform live.

However, he’s supposedly doing so, because he appreciates his audience and deems this a thank you to them. I think it is the other way around. Dude should have named it what it really is, “The Please Save My Career Tour.”

Rihanna

Tell the truth, your girlfriend hit you and you tried to bite her fingers like Jeffrey Dahmer and kick her like you were fighting Bruce Lee (albeit, with Woody Woodpecker's hair).

Obama To Address U.S. Deficit

The Obamas

According to published reports, President Barack Obama, stated he is going to address the ever increasing, U.S. deficit. There are way too many zeros in the deficit.

In light of the massive spending that has transpired in the White House and Congress over the past few months, the Judiciary Report does not fathom how that is financially feasible at this particular juncture. The laws of mathematics say it is not. Cut back on the spending.

Obama Lays Plans to Tackle Deficit

OCTOBER 20, 2009 - This has been the year of coping with the economic mess. Next year will be the year of coping with the deficit mess that follows the economic mess.

The Obama White House has come to that conclusion, and is already starting to plan how to go about tackling the job. The effort is likely to start early next year and will include plenty of direct presidential engagement, with equal parts psychology and substance...

http://online.wsj.com

Oprah Winfrey To Interview Sarah Pailin

Oprah Winfrey

U.S. talk show host, Oprah Winfrey, is finally going to interview former Vice Presidential candidate, Sarah Palin. Winfrey caught a lot of flak for refusing to interview Palin during the 2008 U.S. Presidential election, opting to only do shows with now President, Barack Obama and his Democratic contingent.

Sarah Palin

There is much she can discuss with Palin, such as the 2008 campaign (which would have been a more timely discussion in 2008), items that have been reported in the press about her marriage, the dad of her grandchild selling stories on the family and why she resigned as the Governor of Alaska.

Sarah Palin To Finally Appear On Oprah

Posted on Oct 20, 2009 @ 05:00PM - Sarah Palin is taking the TV plunge: she has finally agreed to appear on Oprah. On November 16, she and Oprah Winfrey will meet for the first time during the already much-hyped episode...

http://www.radaronline.com

Lindsay Lohan Refusing Rehab

Lindsay Lohan

Michael Lohan, the dad of drug abusing, one time actress, Lindsay Lohan, has been fighting to get her in rehab, with the ungrateful wretch trying to file a restraining order against him.

If the press would stop giving Lohan coverage for acting like a complete mess, the lack of attention would aid in her cleaning up her sordid act.

Lindsay sporting a Herpes sore on her lip

As long as she feels it is acceptable in the press to behave in an uncivilized, unlawful, drugged up manner, she will continue and no doubt end up in an early, drug fueled grave.

She belongs in rehab, as one of these days she is going to miscalculate and overdose.

Lindsay Lohan fears father may kidnap her

Mon., Oct . 19, 2009 - Embattled actress Lindsay Lohan allegedly lives in fear of just how far her father is willing to go to save her.

It seems Michael Lohan was inspired by the turnaround Britney Spears experienced under her father’s conservatorship and hoped a similar arrangement could work for his own daughter. But the senior Lohan may have taken his concern a step too far when he offered to act the part of a well-intentioned abductor if the courts wouldn’t cooperate.

“If I can’t get a conservatorship, then I’m going to take her to an undisclosed location and get her straight,” Michael Lohan told X17Online. “But I know I’m going to get charged with kidnapping.”

Not if Lindsay Lohan gets her way. According to Radar Online, LiLo plans to file a restraining order to keep her estranged dad far outside of kidnapping range...

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